Snort Me Up

It is a sad day, that Keith Richards is no longer number one on Hollywood’s Most Likely to Die List. He had a good 10 year run though… however, after his little escapade recently, maybe he should move up a couple spots. It’s true: when asked “what was the strangest thing you’ve ever tried to snort?” Keith promptly replied, “My father, I snorted my father.” WHAT?! So, his father was cremated, and apparently Keith thought, “I can’t resist grinding him up with a little blow… he wouldn’t mind”

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Let’s see if Keith makes it to 64… Jesus.